Opa (Dutch for Grandpa)
Oma (Dutch for Grandma)
It was 3:00 AM in the quiet village where Opa and Oma lived. They were both cuddled together in bed when Opa woke up to go to the bathroom. He looked out the window, and he spotted a tank. On the side of the tank, he spotted the Nazi logo. He raced to his bedroom and threw his pillow at his wife, and she woke up with a jolt.
“The Nazis are here to kill us!” yelled Opa. The Nazis came up to the front door.
“Let us in, or we will be forced to smash down the door.” firmly spoke the Nazi Party leader.
“No.” replied Oma.
“Where is your husband?” asked the Nazi Party leader.
“On a holiday in Dusseldorf.” said Oma.
“Ok, but I don’t believe you. So I will break down your door anyway.” said the Nazi Party leader.
The Nazis searched the bedrooms, while Opa quickly jumped into the secret hole that they had installed just in case for that moment. Just as Opa leaped into the secret room, Oma closed the hole, the hole was behind their piano. But just as she closed it, the Nazis walked into the room.
“What are you doing over there by the piano?” asked the Nazi Party leader.
“Looking at my piano for the last time. It has been in my family for several generations, and I don’t want to leave its side.”
Meanwhile, when Oma was chatting to the Nazis, Opa was hacking away at the wall with his spare sledgehammer that he had stored in the hole for emergencies. The wall finally gave way, so he crawled out, and then he jumped into the Nazis tank. The Nazis spotted him, so they shot the window and leaped out. Opa saw this happen, so he aimed the turret at the Nazis, and then, he pressed ‘Fire’. The Nazi Party leader screamed “NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!”
Just before the house exploded, Oma jumped off the roof and onto the tank to man the upper turret. The sky lit up like a massive orange firework, with a lot of smoke and ash, and just before the house exploded, Oma jumped off the roof and onto the tank to man the upper turret and shoot the other Nazis. They drove away together, only to find a Nazi concentration camp. They noticed that every Nazi was staring at a stage. Upon that stage, was a Jewish Citizen, and also the man himself,
Adolf Hitler…
Hitler had an extremely sharp knife in his hand, and he was holding the knife over the neck of the Jewish guy.
“Who thinks what I am doing is wrong?” yelled Hitler.
“Me Sir!” Replied a Nazi “You only should kill Jews if they do naughty things, sir.”
Hitler wasn’t looking for that answer. So he threw the knife that he was holding, straight towards the Nazi that spoke. The knife flew straight through the body of the Nazi. His body crumpled down towards the ground. He then fell through the floor, into a prison cell.
Hitler pulled out another knife, as equally sharp as the last one, and dropped it. He had spotted Oma and Opa in the hijacked tank. Opa aimed the tank straight at Hitler, so Hitler threw a rock at the tank, but Oma shot the rock. Opa shot a mega missile at Hitler. Hitler got hit by the missile, and then the world felt like it went into slow motion. Everyone sprinted towards the fallen boss of the Nazis, and Opa thought “Maybe I could kill all the Nazis right here, right now…” Opa clicked: He could throw a bomb! Opa climbed up to the upper turret, grabbed a bomb, and threw it towards the stage.
Opa and Oma blacked out…
They woke up a couple of years later, inside of a British ward. They were sitting next to each other.
After they had left the ward, they went on a boat for six weeks, from Netherlands to New Zealand, where they had four kids, Christine, Pete, Mark, and Rob. They all grew up, and they all lived happily ever after.